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Your next meal will taste great

July 27, 2011

Because you will savor it more than any other. I’m coming after you.

I don’t know how you made a video of me getting burned alive in my motel. You’re probably a really good Photoshop nerd. Well, let me show you something I didn’t photoshop. An image of the last thing you’ll ever see.

My neighbors kept calling the cops

Don’t give up now. Justin & Aaron can keep their money. I’ve found myself an adversary.

Things I already know about the dude following me:

  • Photoshop nerd
  • Very small and able to move quietly
  • Has access to private records and information
  • Probable paramilitary training comparable to my own

Scared yet? I’m dialing you in, sucker.

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